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Confessions from Highschool - A Boarding Experience

Things I loved

  1. Claires - my go to place for lip gloss and jewelry
  2. Burger King’s egg and cheese croissant breakfast sandwich - +tomatoes and mayo please.
  3. Every Eminem CD that came out - a source of embarrassment now yes
  4. “Town” days - when freedom was just in arms reach
  5. Friday night vespers “after vespers singing session”- the opportune time to sneak out with current squeeze
  6. JMU basketball games - this was my one chance to see “real” men
  7. 7/11 runs - I can thank Ben&Jerry’s Peanut Butter Cup for my excessive weight gain
  8. Korean Ramon Noodles - reason #2 of weight gain
  9. “Dance” nights - I was reminded how truly white I am
  10. Alumni weekend - Watching disgruntled “I wish I was still in high school” alumnists get drunk an covered the campus with beer bottles

Things I hated

  1. Haystacks - made every Friday that much more miserable
  2. Week of prayer alter calls - where every “lost and confused” student decided to commit to Christ and proceeded to do so every year
  3. Religion class - becuase it was essential to my education that I learn how the catholics are heathens in every sense of the word
  4. Room check - who really cares if I have sheets on my bed at all times
  5. Sports try outs - was reminded on a yearly basis how nonathletic 90% of females are
  6. Class picnics - I still shrink in terror at the thought of doing another bike ride
  7. Vespers - Listening to people that can sing and can’t preach can be a toll on one’s mental faculties
  8. Mandatory concerts - because it was essential that I listen to how Mr. Miller was incapable of making new music selections for the candle light “extravaganza”
  9. 11 p.m. - why the faculty actually thought cutting of the phone lines at 11 pm would somehow prohibit my obsession with the opposite sex is beyond me
  10. Praise Music - I still find myself humming “Come to Worship” when I’m spacing out

To be continued


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